#........................................................answer
number...................................................plan
Roman numeral............................................there
{#}......................................................vibe
{number}.................................................dream
#........................................................borrowed
[#'s]....................................................date
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(P)......................................................Pete
(JW).....................................................Jake
(ev).....................................................everybody
(JR).....................................................J.R.
(T)......................................................Truth (somewhat defunct)
(G)/(g)..................................................girls/girl
(B)/(b)..................................................boys/boy
(DV).....................................................deja vu
(S)......................................................saying
(somewhat defunct)
gf.......................................................good for
<>.......................................................borrowed
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1. He wanted every date to be perfect and he was going to succeed even if each one was going to be the worst time of his life.
2. (P) "I don't have anymore memories in this filing cabinet." (T) (S)
3. (JW) "Drama's h___. Broadanomi!" (S)
4. (JW) "What happened to the cool people?" (S)
5. (P) (ev) "(coded)"
6. (JW) "500 psi on my head!"
7. (Kermit the frog at Uintas) "Hory cow, yes!" (T)
8. No upper elders in here
IX. A J.R. is a terrible thing to waste
X. Be like Jake, drink Pace Picante
XI. See Peter flamigate
XII. Developing girls with humor.
thirteen. Wednesday, July 21, go to Cougareat at 12:00 noon. Must be there by 12:30!
14. What flavor is that? (P) "Large." (T)
15. (person at Folkfest in Springville) "Would you like to enter the drawing for the ladder?" (T)
16. (some girl,) "Sorry Jon, I can't go out with you tonight. I'm washing my hair. I am, really, I really am washing my hair."
17. today I had 47 BRS (Bladder relivation seconds.) 7-12-93 (T)
18. American pioneers can not make genuine chow mein.
19. The IRQ Peter! the IRQ!
20. (JR) "I wanna play space taxi!"
21. (JR) "Corns! My feet have corns!"
22. Peter invented the tricorder before Gene Roddenberry
23. (JW) "Hey little boy" bang! bang! bang!
24. Peter laid out 2 hrs. before a party (T)
25. (P) "If we join the army we automatically go to Private WE (with eagle.)"
26. (dude at job service with cool haircut) "I'm not shy" (then he did a funny walk) (T)
27. RUN LIKE A DEACON!
28. (Funny jobs in book at job service)- asbestos remover, pelter, Bus boy/girl, companion, doughnut maker (specific), Electronics tester I, flame cutter, Front end mechanic, Front-end loader operator, Grinder chipper, handbill distributor, Hod carrier, Laundry Laborer, Manager Tree Induct & Mfg., night auditor, reader, semiconductor processor, Telephone directory deliverer, bakery worker (unskilled work in commercial bakery.) (T)
29. (JW) "Andy, don't dent the luxury car!" (then he drooled on himself.)
30. I don't like the broccoli at bamboo hut (T)
31. (JW) "Hey Tubby-boy!"
32. (P) "Nobody likes me." (JW) "Oh, peter, I don't like you."
33. (JW) "Hey Sister Thick!"
34. (G) "Peter Piper Pumpkin eater"
35. (Tom Accession) "Hey Pica Bread"
36. (J.R.) THE US POPULATION NOW INCLUDES A HIGHER PERCENTAGE OF PEOPlE" J.R. WOUlD RATHER BE WITH HIS SUNSHINE RIGHT NOW (The quote came from our AP History handout- "Columbus- Hero or Villian)
37. "PUT IT ON YOUR ANKlE. THAT'D BE COOl" WHEN J.R. MET THE REAl BEEVUS & BUTHEAD AT WORK. (T)
38. (JW) "Peter has wide birth canal hips"
39. (JW) "Shosef, sculpt me"
40. (New Order) "How do I feel?" (Blue Monday)
forty-one. list of projects I kinda would like to get. Talking Heads- Sand In The Vaseline, Ned's Atomic Dustbin- God Fodder, Ned's Atomic Dustbin- Are You Normal?, Yaz- upstairs At Eric's, R.E.M.- Automatic For the People, R.E.M.- Murmur, INXS- Shabooh Shoobah, Depeche Mode- Black Celebration, New Order- Substance, New Order- Republic, Soundtrack- Until the End of the world, Mighty Mighty Bosstones- Don't Know how to Party, Blind Melon- Blind Melon, Midnight Oil- Diesel and Dust, Midnight oil, Blue sky mine, The Beautiful South ,
42. (Lund Johnson at EFY) "To not close the door on your girlfriend, get a Franklin planner"
43. (Lund Johnson) "Fill your truck with water. Get intertubes and watch "JAWS" at the drive-in"
{44} Smurf (bro Simmons at EFY) "A smurf lunchbox" (T)
45. (JW) "That's a big flag! Are you CJ?"
46. like Prince, Jon= (Graffito symbol)
47. Country music is the bane of our society (Wednesday June 21, 1993 after country dance at EFY)
48. (song) ALL YOU SAID
forty-nine. I have Alexis, Jodi, and Mandy
50. (Rich, my 1993 EFY counselor) "Jon, you're a silent type, but that means you are thinking. When the spirit tells you, remember to write your thoughts down." (T)
51. (Allison) "I'll just hang up." (T)
{52} 7-24-93 I start unpacking at 12:30. I plug my alarm clock that I just got out in. It said 2:10 for some reason. A few hours later I snuggle into bed. As I glance at my clock, it says 2:10! (T)
53. Toxic boy's Nemesis- The Time Master, extends his reign throughout all times to insure his control. Toxic Boy's friend keeps in touch with him in the future by sending letters. Toxic Boy has a mohawk because there are wanted posters every where. Time Master gets artificial implants to live forever.
54. (JW) "Hey you in the Big ol' Boat."
55. (JW) "Lions our Groin"
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fifty-six. Books I must read in order- The Good Earth, The Old Man & the Sea, The New Testament, The Book of Mormon, The Doctrine & Covenants, The Old Testament, Life the Universe & Everything, Thanks for All the Fish, Mostly Harmless, Necromancer, Heir to The Empire, Dark Force Rising, The Last Command, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul, The Firm, The Client, Jurassic Park, Rising Sun, Speaker for the dead, Xenocide, Time-Life series- Mysteries of the Unknown, Treasure Island
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fifty-seven. Com 3, IRQ 4
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58. (Quinn) "Jack Daniels Ace!"
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59. Burke rolled a bowling ball playing night games and nailed Amy (T)
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60. Me and Brandon's locker caught fire (T)
61. The guy who pushed Toxic Boy into the sewage was the Time Master
62. The time Master wrote the (graffito) sign on the treehouse before it was built.
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63. At the bamboo hut they serve Chinese
sixty-four. before Summer's over I must- 1.Finish summer reading 2. Finish history 3. Eat at Bamboo hut twice more 4. go to point of the mountain where all the hangliders are and say to them- "Hey! Can I try?" 5. go to 7 peaks and give them my keys. Then go off a slide and ask for my keys back 6. find and dig up MAC 7. go to Nobles and ask for a room. 8. finish Toxic Boy comicbook 9. get a job 10. go to library and rent tons of CD's 11. go to rock garden. 12. bathe at riverwoods waterfall 13. go to Taco Bell and order a medium drink after 10 14. Stewart Party! 15. Night Game Extravaganza 16. Go into Taylor Maid and light a match
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65. Suicide is a good option, but I prefer just stabbing myself in the stomach. Not only do I get to live but I receive almost as much affection and attention anyway.
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66. (JW) "oye! oye! boy!"
67. (P) "I...I just have to find the right file."
68. (Jake breathing over Peter's shoulder) "Nnngunnh..."
69. (JW & Radio head) "I'm a creep, I'm a Fillmore"
70. (JW, good for movie) "Hey J.R. make that Duck sound again. J.R. always makes that duck noise.
seventy-one. Tapestry Weaving the textures of life.
seventy-two. 80.2 miles - 35.4 miles = 44.8 (car miles)
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73. All Shopko's have the same floor-plan, people have been known to go into one and come out a completely different Shopko like a space warp
74. (bumper sticker) "Old truck drivers never die, they just get a new Peterbilt"
75. (Peter as he slides into the trees trying in vain to snag the volleyball) "Ooh! ow! ai!"
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76. (restaurant on Unv. Ave.) -The Torch_
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77. (P) "Da a d!" (S)
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78. (Alpine Extreme) "I'm Franz's replacement Carl"
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79. With all the showboating going around, it seems that only the blind don't have their worldly perception obscured
80. (#79 tie-in) The more you look, the less you see. Who said this?
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81. (Me, Pete, J.R. to Les Mis and speaking of AP history) "Empty charts & Empty Tables/ Where the answers will not be/ Oh my grade, my grade/ Don't ask me/ what the sacrifice was for./ Empty charts and Empty tables/ Where the answers are no more."
82. (JMC, FAR AND GONE OUT) "Do it for fun/ do it if you feel like kissin' on the ... (tongue)"
eighty-three. Practice, read, clean cupboards, clean room, letter
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84. (Mighty Mighty Bosstones- "Someday I Suppose") "There was a place/ And the name of the place escapes me./ When I can't remember,/ It irritates me./ Could be I can't remember,/ Could be I choose to not/ Let's move along the song/ and try to find the plot./ There was this girl./ And I don't know here name either./ She gave me love and I said I wouldn't leave her/ If I did,/ I'd come back some day and find her/ maybe I will, I should write down a reminder./ ONE DAY!/ one day who knows?/ SOMEDAY!/ someday I suppose!/-There was a verse,/that I was gonna write, I haven't yet,/ But there's still a chance I might/ An open book/ That I wanna close,/ I'll find the time,/ Someday I suppose!/ I'm wastin time,/ That I wanna be spendin' story line./ That's happy in the end./ I'm tired of makin promises that are certainly uncertain./ I don't think I'll set things straight before they close the curtain./ ONE DAY!/ one day who knows?/ SOME DAY!/ Some day I suppose!/ The more I sort it out./ The more I get the story/ I sort of think I'm better off a leavin in a hurry!/ The more I try to change the course, the more the flows it goes/ Of course I'll reach my destination someday I suppose!/ SORT IT OUT,/ GET THE STORY!/ ONE DAY WHO KNOWS?/ TIMES ARE HIGH!/ UNREPOLLI!/ SOME DAY I SUPPOSE!/ There was a place...
85. (JW) "Guy goes on dime scavenger hunt and after about the hundredth door guy gets on his knees with dimes falling out of his pockets, and he yells "I'm sorry! I've been robbing you! I've been stealing from the whole neighborhood!" His conscience caught up with him.
86. up green arrow
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87. (JW & me good movie) a big rock n' roll band is singin' to a major big audience. The lead singer is holding a microphone and the AA battery falls out of it and into the front row crowd. They grab it and start throwing it around. No voice comes from the mike and the lead singer gets confused. He pushes a button on his portable CD player on his waist and it stops all the music. The crowd is really into it but they slowly silence to a halt. "Does anyone have a battery?' The lead singer yells at the crowd. "It's AA." The crowd immediatly opens up all of their walkmen and start throwing batteries onto the stage. The guy who has the original looks at it and yells, "Hey this is made in Japan!" and he throws it as hard as he can at the lead singer. The lead singer recovers and plugs a battery into the mike. "We're on!" he yells. The crowd roars, but many leave disgusted. Later some of the same people are at a U2 concert and they start singing "Where the Streets Have No Name" with Gospel singers. A couple of guys start throwing batteries in disgust at the band. No one gets it including the band.
88. Revenge of the Baby-Sat pg. 58 bottom. see also # 229
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89. (good for the moon) some of those blue emergency police phone things are everywhere
90. (good for the moon) drinking fountains are lemonaide
91. (good for moon) instead of cars we have little tram cars suspended by wire a few feet off the ground. That way, instead of concrete roads everywhere we can have grass underneath all the transportation.
92. (good for moon (JW)) "The mailmen drive Ice-cream trucks so that kids will hear the jingle and yell "Oh boy! The mailman's here!""
93. (Good for moon) The craters would be filled with water and have pirate ships sailing them. That way, when teen-agers can't get a summer job, they can always just go off and become a pirate.
94. (yearbook survey) "what do you think is the most striking thing about (g)?" Those two things on her are just huge! (her eyes) Man they're big!
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95. Hey It's a great summer feeling!
96. (JW) "I need the lull, I like the lull. (see #128)
ninety-seven. -J.R. owes me $4
98. (funny in The Good Earth- pg. 207M) "It is not meet for a man to love his wife with a foolish and overwhelming love as though she were a harlot"
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99. (Good for moon) Fireflies must be everywhere. It seems like they're gone from Earth anyway
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100. Hey if you want to see small writing, look at this (g) "Hey, what's that?" Eer, this is my um... notebook that I carry with me to show everyone how small I write.
one-hundred and one. Jason 221-9111- Ice cream Truck
102. (Me & JW, Good for movie) "2 guys are fighting in front of a resteraunt over a short, attractive young girl. One of them gets incredibly impatient and kicks the other guy in the groin. He then spends a wonderful dinner with the young girl. After a delicious dessert, the couple walks outside and they encounter the guy's enemy still on the ground rolling from his injury.
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one-hundred and three. appointment at Haircuts+ 4:00
104. (JW) "The WEAVE. You can always escape with the weave because you get behind people without them realizing it."
105. (JW good for movie) "Kid is playing with gun in a toystore and is also playing with one of those bionic arm thingies by sticking it up his sleave and pretending it to be his other arm. The toystore manager comes along and says "Hey you, put the toy away." The boy slowly puts back the gun. "And the other one too." The kid starts to cry and he jerks his arm off and puts it back on the counter.
one-hundred and six. to Do tomorrow- Go to Wild Planet, Go to Toys R Us, Play X-men, meet mom at condo at 10:30 for registration, Get calculator fixed, Sneak into J.R.'s place and trash it, practice hard for Recital, talk to Pete about Resume, get school supplies.
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107. (JW) "It looks like you shaved your head and stuck a mini-toupee on top."
one-hundred and eight. For tomorrow- Wild Planet, calculator, Education week, world Book, Swim, X-men, read, read comic book, read paper, watch Simpsons, Watch Seinfeld, laundry
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109. (Hebrew numbers)- 7- perfection 6- short of perfection
110. It was the last days. Earthquakes weren't rare, but this time I was in one. I remember Lund Johnson telling me that the righteous would be spared; this worried me. I wasn't sure if I made the grade. Bill Haley just got swallowed up by the ground behind me. I knew he was going to get it. He bragged about cheating on his wife in the office today. He screamed on his way down, but when the large crack came under my feet, I didn't have time to. A seemingly magnetic force lifted me up and set me back on the ground. This was a great self-esteem builder, but I wanted to make sure that I was righteous. I hurled myself into the great crack. This time nothing stopped me. On the way down I could hear someone saying, "Shame, shame, suicide is a sin. You are unrighteous."
111. Since I hadn't been in this room for a while, I started looking for things that I might have lost but not realized it.
112. (see #111) The Lagoon Pair-A-scope reminded me of the little fiasco there.
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113. (Kevin Bacon on "Animal House") "Thank you sir may I have another?"
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one-hundred and fourteen. B-363: 15,21,5--- 51G: 19,45,33--- 13D: 0,2,12
one-hundred and fifteen. 789 ATP
one-hundred and sixteen. pg. 12, 13 1. spell 2. roots 3 literal meaning. LEARN THEM
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117. (Teacher) "What's your name?" Jonathan. "What do you want to be called, Jon or Jonathan?" Either one is fine. "Which one do you prefer?" Uummgghhh... "Which one?" uhhh, JON...athan.
one-hundred and eighteen. (history) I'm #18, 29, 28
119. (Seminary teacher calling role) "Jonathan Madsen?" Fine. (T)
120. My lungs are clean
one-hundred and twenty-one. Bro. Carrol so what?
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one-hundred and twenty-two. GET DEODORANT
one-hundred and twenty-three. bring tie and nametag
124. Would you forgive me if I killed you?
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125. No, No, the group has a kind of fake thing to it. It's acting at its best. I don't even know who they or I are supposed to impress. And they are all out to get me.
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126. (Sis. B.) "Sorry boys, it's on vapour lock!"
127. (good for Seinfeld) (JW) "We beat 'em! We beat 'em. This is the 1st year that we got our Christmas decorations out before everybody else!"
128. (good for Seinfeld) (JW) "I like the lull." What's so great about the lull? "It gives one time to get situated in where the topic is going." The lull will one day destroy all conversation as we know it. (See #96)
129. (good for Seinfeld.) Why would you drive with the ashtray exposed? Why would anyone drive with the ashtray exposed? It's like its sacred.
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130. (jimmy & Bill) "here's "No Rain". Jonathan! Wake up, go to school!
131. (good for Seinfeld) I'm sorry. It was spur of the moment. He blew the candles out too fast. I wished for a Porsche
132. (gf Seinfeld) When I get asked I'm going to throw a brick in the window
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one-hundred and thirty-three. October, 18, 1993 remember it
134. doughh, wrong dimension
135. exploding junebug
136. fountain & mountain (inanimate male & female)
137. If you're a girl and you are reading this now, I would really advise you to stop reading please. Although I haven't mentioned you yet, it's bound to happen. This thing is experimental and you guys are complicated and I don't have the full story. But that's why I'm doing this. In the process of finding my answers to you, you very complicated animal, I might offend one or two or all of you. Just keep in mind that I'm only human or keep my 1st advice and just close this book right now. If you really are from venus or wherever, please tell me.
138. When a girl says hi to you, is it wrong to suddenly choke on your drink to make the conversation more interesting?
139. N7VRB
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140. Why the process of the new letter openers- 1. Just plain knife- unknowing of anything better 2. France Opener- Classy, easy 3. Crandall exclusive- neat, easier, mine, looks like a whale. 4. Israel Knife- really cool looking, really from Israel, it was a gift. 5. Underworld Knife- given to me exclusevly by the leader of the hollow earth, has anti-gravity device. 6. Benefit opener- every time it's used it feeds some starving children. 7. perfection perferator- Makes the world into a perfect, peaceful place. 8. Chaos opener- leads the world a state of rebirth.
141. NO FEMALES IN HERE
142. I learned from my psychology book that vending machines are just expiraments put on by hot shot scientists, like we are mice in a cage pulling little levers for food.
143. why does my Dream Machine come alive after World Party starts singing on it?
144. (World party- "Is it Like Today") "Now He's out in space/ fixing all the problems/ Face to face/ with god.
145. (World Party- "Sunshine") "Sunshine I just can't get enough of you/ Sunshine, sometimes you blow my mind... I'm so glad that you found me/ you made it just in time/ Sunshine you're makin' me ridiculous."
one-hundred and forty-six. Groups of interest 1. World Party 2. Blind Melon 3. Mighty Mighty Bosstones 4. Frewer 5. CUD 6. Midnight Oil 7. Blancmange 8. Underworld 9. Crazy 8's 10. The Lightening Seeds 11. The Beautiful South
CXLVII. Every Frenchman goes through that kind of change.
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148. Venus- beautiful planet, full of beautiful women, enslaving unsuspecting males 1 at a time. The planet's atmosphere is filled with such heavy perfumes that man can't penetrate it. Yet the transference beam is constantly energized between man's planet and woman's planet, filled with newly prospected slaves. These are slaves that are unwittingly pulled into something bad and they don't even know it. Females will have conquered this place by 1995.
149. (also see #148) JoN's list of Planets in our solar system- 1. Mercury 2. Commitment (see #148) 3. Gaia, Earth, firmament, Biosphere I, New Eden (<Mostly Harmless>) 4. Mars (fabled land of talking plants & candy bars) 5. <Asteroid M (Home of Magneto)> 6. Jupiter (fabled land where little girls and grown men get stupider.) 7. Saturn (mirage) 8. <Yooterus> (renamed by myself because there are too many Uranus jokes. I replaced it with one of Brent's thoughts who is a superhero.) 9. Neptune (barren desert that exceeds everyone's greatest doubts.) 10. Pluto (where every other race is waiting to attack us.) 11. Planet X (land of good music.)
150. Oh what I'd give for a female's power
151. dating screws up good friendships
one-hundred and fifty-two. feel free to wit- out any planet on #149 in case of further revelation.
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153. I hate the letter 'R'
154. Waitress, we need a booth please. Whenever I pull the chair out for a girl and then push her back in, the chair always tips forward and I tip her into her own dinner.
155. in the DM video for "Condemnation" Martin Gore is shown holding a book saying "Condemned to Love". It then shows David Gahan get escorted by a horde of females to one female and then they get chained together. How fitting
156. anything can be done with the proper amount of extension cord.
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157. (JW) "No J.R., You have a girlfriend, I have a stick.
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one-hundred and fifty-eight. Psych- review ?'s, sheet.
159. (JW & P) You can fit a cantaloupe under his hat.
160. it's inevidable. You see them 50 feet down the hall. It's a strap and his whore-ish girlfriend. They are clung together and swinging throughout the whole hall. They're going to hit you. You know it.
one-hundred and sixty-one. Tim's gonna park oveur by Edgemont tomorrow.
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162. For my funeral I plan on being laid in a casket, have my remains chopped up and then spewed on the congregation. The people's clothes would then be taken off, and buried in my place.
163. 3rd week of school: the blahs take effect
164. It's good to see you, but I must warn you, since we last spoke, I completely lost my mind. Well I didn't really lose it, in fact it's in that bag over there.
165. dates scare me only because the "parental probe" scares me.
166. The Book of Answers is the result of talking to oneself too much.
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one-hundred and sixty-seven. things to buy- 1. conditioner 2. legos 3. Ramjet the Decepticon 4. 2 maxell metals 5. 1 card good for 1 game a month at Time- Out 6. 3 new T-shirts 7. 1 pair of sandals 8. An order of seafood wontons once every 3 weeks 9. 3 blank folders 10. 5 sets of marvel action cards. 11. gatling gun at Toys 'R' Us 12. gum 13. chap stick 14. zit stuff 15. red pen to tape under seat #29 16. hat 17. Crayola crayons with new flavours 18. a nerf gun
168. "The Kids In The Hall" is one of those shows where it's either really funny or really stupid.. or somewhere inbetween
169. I'm the kind of person who is pretty annoying and stupid, but when you get to know me you find just how you underestimate me.
170. Lower Eden. - 1st grade socializing and waiting for the bus
one-hundred and seventy-one. Mike owes me $10
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172. put a winter cap on 'em and they look like a whaler
one-hundred and seventy-three. bring Sunny D to next weeks game
174. (JR) "EVERYONE LIKES ROOTBEER"
175. J.R. is too shallow
176. (JW, JR, P, Burke) "The funny thing is we already, we already, we already saw 'Groundhog Day'!"
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177. There are idiots in every social group. Some more than others, and they suck you in.
178. Pete I don't know how you're gonna do it, but you gotta break it up.
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179. Why can't we just all admit that we can't handle it, and give up together?
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180. (Chris) "Your thoughts and words define your actions."
181. (Chris) "I want to take a squeegie to a movie theater and sit in the front row and when they show close up pictures of cars I can wash the windows like on MST3K."
182. The school board doesn't allow us to talk about this kind of thing.
183. (NRC) "procrastinators become jackhammer people"
184. (NRC) "some Jons I know don't know about the book of mormon rule. JR is kind of vague on the rule as well."
185. cookies are not meant to be left uncovered after they are cooked. Never! Never! Never! why, mom? Why do you do the same thing over and over again?
186. (gf movie) This guy graduates and to the dismay of his friends still in high school, a bunch of females (half dozen or so) just move into the guy's house. Wouldn't that be funny?
one-hundred and eighty-seven. words to look up- 1. Trinsic 2. intrinsic 3. bauhaus 4. curb 5. Reverie 6. Mancer 7. nimrod 8. indolence 9. Utopia 10. different 11. opposite
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188. We're too dependent on technology these days. That's my answer.
one-hundred and eighty-nine. -Nov. 6, -Paintball
190. (JW, P) "You can fit a canteloupe under his hat!"
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191. (Mrs. Smith on "The Lost Manuscript") "What's one more mouth, when you've got so many?"
192. (Joe Smith on " ") "Better than that, we scared the boots off 'em"
one-hundred and ninety-three. NVE 320
one-hundred and ninety-four. LiST OF 1-800 #s 1. ARBYS-64= ARBY'S comments 2. HAMPTON+ Hampton Hotel 3. COLLECT 4. 468-1714- Hershy Chocolate mix hotline 5. 772-1213- Dpt. of health and human services social security administration Wilkes Barre Data operation center. 6. 321-4600= guaranteed life 7. GO- RYDER- Ryder truck info. 8. 1-800-92-JENNY 9. Doubletree Hotel 528-0444 10. Hershey Chocolate mix hotline- 468-1214 11. Kramer Painting- KRAMER-1
195. (P) "did you see that prejudice poster over there? It's funny." (JW) "Jobs shouldn't be that way, It should be how much they are qualified." Well I'm plenty prejudiced. (JW) "It was funny when you couldn't understand that guy's Jargon." (P) "Shhh! he's behind you!" That girl never gave me my mayonaisse and I asked for it like twice! (g) "Hey kid! do you still want your mayonaisse?" uhh, yeah, sure. we'd better get out of here. This place is getting from bad to worse.
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196. A cowery
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197. SOON, YOU Will be able to consume your liquids without using your mouth, and AT&T will bring it to you!
198. J.R. meets a Real Rich girl with a combat simulator.
199. (JW,P) "Hey High-five!" (Hit jons head)
two-hundred. PANCHO
two-hundred and one. STUDIO
202. (JW) "We left Peter at the mall" (Pete's Dad) "Well, that's OK, as long as you brought the van back."
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203. The Superiority mold
204. (NRC) "Jon-AAAAAA"
205. (NRC) "ADD 30"..."stupid, stupid, stupid!"
206. (NRC) "Desha Vu #II"
207. People who tell you what they got on the AP history test always hold up their fingers instead of telling you. Try it.
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208. 4
209. flag boy! (fwippt!)
210. New EFY theme- Lustfest '94
211. Who's guarding the book?
two-hundred and twelve. List of tapes to make: 1. JonathAN MaDseN's HappY HouR 2. DAF 3. S.A.D. 4. HarD paRty Mix 5. Utopia 6. just really swell songs 7. Skafestival 8. Jonathan Madsen's REGRET 9. JoNathAN MaDSeN's guidE to Luna
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213. You can tell that you don't exist in the eyes of some others when they walk into you for no reason.
214. The blessed car that stopped the Stewart ball from its destruction in the middle of the road.
215. (JW) "You're all wet"
216. As I was mowing the lawn, I came to a patch of clover that I especially liked to run over because of the cutting sound. When I almost ran it over, I came to a bee that was hovering over the patch in a kind of innocent manner that isn't like other bees. This bee mostly stayed in one place, most other bees chase me all over the place. The bee spoke to me and said, "Don't run over my patch, I need it for the entire hive." I found pity on the little bee and avoided the patch. After finishing up the lawn, I want and took a nap, because after all, I only got 4 hours of sleep the night before. When I woke up, Noel thanked me about mowing the lawn, but mentioned that I missed a patch and that he had to "finish" for me. Douughhh!
217. You know those commercials about how guys get distracted over how long a girl's lashes are and they make a freudian slip or do something really stupid? I used to think that those ads were fake until I actually met one of the girls who actually use that stuff in their eyes. I dropped what I was carrying and stared straight ahead of me, completely unknowing of what was going on around me. After we made eye contact, I screamed at the top of my lungs, "BOY, YOUR LASHES ARE LONG!"
218. Yeah, I'd like one of your "fresh, crisp burritos"... I'm sorry. There must be some mistake. I asked for a "fresh, crisp burrito". You gave me an "old, soggy burrito".
219. I can picture me and Jake on top of one of the forts, and when (coded) goes in, he doesn't know that we're up there. Jake grabs my ankles, so that I might be able to hang off the roof and shoot him in the back at point blank.
two-hundred and twenty. remember to make Wolverine glove with velcro, cloth, and bic pens.
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221. 1992 10 Honors English H preliminary test question: The following statement: "You're real uptight.", would most likely be found in: A) a locker room, B) A letter to a senator, C) something else.
222. remember the sneer lady at Tidal Wave?
223. (mom to Noel about his driving.) "Hey, jerky"
224. Oh, this is the Book of Answers. (b) "Answers to what?" Oh, just whatever me and my friends think up. "I've got a good answer- 4!" (Groan, I knew he'd just be really stupid and think that something like that would be funny.) I'm sorry, that's already in here.
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225. (Hawkeye on M*A*S*H*) "Skully! Look what the lull brought in.
226. (JW puts on hat with "P") "I'm Peter's friend. Look Jon, the funny thing is, I have a bowl under here."
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227. Boys & Girls weren't together as much when we were kids, and now we're together all the time. After the Venusians changed shape, and we finally noticed them, we know less about them.
228. ((g) after seeing movie w/ me, Jake, and Peter to Jake) "Are Jon and (P) gay?" (UNTRUE)
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229. Great Calvin & Hobbes: (see also # 88) Authoritive- 1. 56M 2. 71T 3. 89B 4. 118B 5. 132 6. 149T 7. 157T 8. 160M 9. 166M 10. 170M 11. 172B
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230. (P) "Hey J.R., impossible to shift gears!" (Not that it wasn't hard enough already!)
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231. The Timpview G soccer game, bonus points on noticeability.
232. (gf movie) I'm talking to JW & P on the phone (speaker) and they leave to get food while I'm like, giving my lifestory here.
233. I look at my shoe and it gives me inspiration.
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234. (Brooke from math) "(symbol that says- 'PEACE LOVE DOPE')"
235. You know, at the beginning of 7th grade I almost died. (g) "Oh my gosh! From what?" Lack of character.
236. -FOOTBALL!- The sudden last name phenomena
237. (Brent) "Call back inn an hour, my family and I are all taking off to go to the chiropractor!"
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238. (Dover mother & Daughter arguing) (Daugt) "I'm really sorry I didn't get back until now." (mom) "Don't you dare say you're sorry!" (Daught) "so how long have you been waiting here, since 7?" (mom) "NO! 8!"
239. most musicians are either stuck in the past, stuck in the future, or hopelessly stuck in the present.
240. She's got a boyfriend. They all do. Why do they all have boyfriends?
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two-hundred and forty-one. #24
242. (Lady at iceberg) "Give me a fish raspberry shake."
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243. Don't get me wrong, I hate progress, I'm the only mormon anti-progressionist, but I do want the future to be like a Japanese cartoon.
244. great Calvin & Hobbes's CTND (see #229) Authoritive- 12. 214T 13. 229T 14. 232B indespensible- 15. 22M 16. 33M -See #411 for rest of indespensible
245. All those that I wanted to kill were with me.
246. You seem remarkably human, could you tell me what these earthlings are up to?
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247. Do you girls ever use your viewing machine on me? Am I that interesting?
248. Lee is for extra encouragement when I need it, usually on Thursdays. Hanes is for every other day.
249. The Book of Answers does not make a good protective device. I found that out playing paint-ball.
250. We did it! 250! now we can have a party!
251. doesn't the cover of this book represent a really good day? It's pretty. It's not the typical J.R. day that the book started out looking like.
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252. I may be a loner, but I have this thing about not being included.
253. Oct. 6, 1993, all high schools take SATs. Chances are there's going to be a sudden emergency that involves evacuation, in one or more schools. Maybe it will happen here.
254. JoNatHAN MaDseN is human!
255. (teacher) "Didn't you see that sign out there?" You mean the one that says: NO FOOD OR DRINK IN ACADEMIC AREA? (teacher) "Yes." Oh. Well I thought that it meant that no food or drink is sold in the academic area.
256. (NRC) "How do you drain Oregon?"
257. tempers flare on the hill and I walk home. At top of Quail, there is huge female gathering. After a good heart-to-heart with everyone. I ask if anyone wants to see a movie.
258. The story of you falling for (g) and you stay out with her untill 2:00 but you don't care. You get grounded for life but you don't care. When you talk to her on the phone you find that she wasn't grounded. After a couple of weeks, she hooks up with someone else. Confusion sets in. insanity sets in.
259. I claim full intellectual property for pole-day
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260. Jon likes 'em short & sweet (not necessarily good.)
two-hundred and sixty-one. Jake's other #- 222-9721
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261. (one of the choices for ? 17 of Reading Vocabulary on the SAT) D. He didn't understand the story, so perhaps he is a bit thick. (You'd better see #420 by the way.)
two-hundred and sixty-two. Seminary theme- D&C- 6:33-36
{263}. (Deja vu) (Elisa) "Missionary work is the most important work?" Then Nathan blew a bubble on my hand that was kind of raised.
264. I'd rather be make fun of by people like you rather than people like me.
265. They always turn me into a blathering idiot. Why can't I ever get the upper hand and turn them into blathering idiots?
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266. (me & Jake) "Magneto has fans under his cape.
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267. (Brooke from math again) "Did you ever notice that guys loose interest in you in direct proportion to the interest you show in them? (come here, no go away)"
268. (Coach Sorensen) "These D___ things are garbage to me. I wish they'd write what was wrong instead of this s___. Is there anything wrong with your right hand? Well use that!"
269. (The Phone Call in seminary) (Joe to Becky) "Hey! You! Move it!"
270. (' ') (Scott to guys) "Take it easy boys."
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271. DOOR CITY!
272. You're coming with us and we're having fun.
273. (NRC) "I can take it, I can take the befuddlement."
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274. I thought that I heard the terror music for someone else in the background.
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two-hundred and seventy-five. History O.V. and E.C.
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{276}. I am about to turn on my radio when I feel a surge of pearljam. When I hit the button I hear: NUHH! NUHH! NUHH! NANANA "GO!"
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277. (NWC) "Potatoes turn green with too much sugar."
278. (NWC) "It has to be profound or it doesn't belong here."
279. (indespensible C & H pg. 176 bottom line) "But I can wait a little more." (refer to #244 and #229)
280. list of my alter-egos- 1. Toxic Boy! 2. Jimmy Graffito (Mr. Graffito) 3. Agile-man 4. Asbestos man 5. Chess King 6. Wite-out Master 7. Bionic Mouth Man (deceased) (CTN'D ON #285)
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281. (works with #s 244, 229, 280...) (comic with Calvin yelling: "I'M SIGNIFICANT!")
282. (large pinstriped area that says "NEUTRAL TRAJECTORY PAD FOR PARALLEL UNIVERSE (with the graffito sign)")
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two-hundred and eighty-three. Tomorrow- 1. History worksheet 2. History O.V. 3. History Notes 4. Math whatever 5. English 6. Drama Journal 7. clean room 8. DaS 9. Laundry
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284. (bumper sticker) "I sell skin- so-soft. AVON-AVON-AVON-AVON" (2 guys with beards, wearing hunting orange were driving this car.)
285. List of alter-egos (CTN'D) 8. Bionic Mouth Spy Man 9. Jon the misinformed 10. Jon Worthless 11. Scumm Johnson (#1's alter ego) 12. Neurovison Man 13. Strange Finger Man 14. Strange Arm Man (d) 15. Killer Knee Man (d) (t) 16. THE LIP (d) (t) 17. Artificial Man (combo of #7, 8, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16...) (t) 18. Plaid-boy 19. Plaid-checker Man 20. bubble Lord 21. Parallel Boy 22. Antithesis Jon 23. Jon Evil 24. Jon Unequal 25. Jon the Neat 26. Jon El Strong 27. Doc Jon 28. Jon the Cool 29. X!Lui? (closely related to Jonuthin', Scumm Johnson, Mr. Graffito & Toxic Boy.) 30. The Claw (with sidekick named Shorty)
286. Go easy on yourself even (fill in the name of someone you respect here.) gets diarrhea every once in a while
two-hundred and eighty seven. For tomorrow 1. Watt 2. room 3. O.V. 4. Das 5. Laundry
288. It's known as Sarah substituting
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289. So ya want asylum?
two-hundred and ninety. for today- 1. math 2. psycology 3. English
291. Just a reminder- October & orange give me happy thrills
{292}. He was a child molester (Bro. Carrol)- " "
293. So she answers the wrong Peter- (O)
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294. remember the fire hazard in the office, and how everybody would rush the door and the people up against the door would try to yell "Go back! Go back!" but everyone crushed them. A stupefied janitor waits outside wondering, when the door falls on him and about 5 top people.
295. Is g there? (g) "This is she." Oh, I'm sorry, I have the wrong #, bye.
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296. (Jerry & George on Seinfeld) "2 men could build that cabin."
297. I wanna visit St. Louis
298. I re-came in again
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299. (ev) I fear becoming like them worse than death
300. remember when J.R. raised his charm 72% for a male waiter? (please see #422b)
302. I am in high school
303. In a tear you're gonna be sorry when she has the briefcase of your money
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304. happiness = state of knowing nothing
sadness = state of knowing everything
(see #416)
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305. For a spirit day in school, all students were supposed to wear red. But Jon the misinformed thought it was yellow that everyone was supposed to wear, so he comes to school in a gigantic banana outfit.
306. The Great historical, noble beast: the TESTEDON!
three-hundred and seven. 1. Hamlet 2. Shopko 3. Drama 4. Das 5. book 6. movie
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308. elements of inspiration: 1.wind 2. rain 3. stars 5. sea 6. trees 7. clouds 8. harps 9. pillars 10. Dreams 11. fountains 12. trees 13. waterfalls
309. Provo temple is ready to take off at any time
310. My new name spelling: Jonuthin'
311. Amelia Bloomer started wearing short skirts in the 1800's. Draper = Amelia's / Provo = Bloomer's
312. (The American Pageant, 8th edition pg. 337 column 2, para. 2, lines 3-4) "Male idiots could still vote: women could not."
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313. Gart Bros. sign on door: "please enjoy food or drink before entering door."
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314. (NWC) "No, health food tastes like this."
315. Nathan, you'd probably be a fat slob if you weren't so thin
316. of course I respect you, in fact I know that you think that I might know that you know you have supreme dominion over us.
317. Thursdays were better 'great' days because school finished 2 hours early and you could get things done because there was still school the next day. On Fridays you actually had less time to do things and on Saturdays you wasted all your time away.
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318. They stuck this thing in my mouth to keep me from happening myself.
319. I was set up. Little do they realize that I was the guilty party all the time. This concerns Necromancer)
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320. (this could be considered borrowed) (Strong board) (coded)
321. Don't memorize your song too well. Last recital I memorized it so well that I knew it backward. Even though I knew it so well, when it came time to play it, I did just that, I played it backward.
322. (P) "I Like this store because it has a smaller selection".
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323. I haven't played "no gives" since 3rd grade, but now I got to do it again thanks to the Baird.
324. Will work for Sadie Hawkins
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325. (P) "At least he doesn't know the sign."
326. HAPPYNERDFEST
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327. (fortune) "IF YOU SATISFY YOUR THIRST YOU WILL SOON TO BE RECEIVED."
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328. Nobody, Nobody assimilates Jonathan
329. That's death (usually preceded by someone sticking a knife in your back and saying, "That's Life." and then you hurt them worse.)
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330. English interrupted by "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas"
331. My pulsating lamp.
332. (Dave Letterman) "Head = 98% bone"
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333. (gf moon) sidewalks of grass cut really short. (no cement)
334. I'm a lunatic
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335. (fortune) "THERE IS YET TIME ENOUGH FOR YOU TO TAKE A DIFFERENT PATH."
336. (JW) "HEY, I'm a lunatic too!"
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three-hundred and thirty-seven. History test #9 #18 #25, #28 #45 #54 #65 #67
338. (P) "Buchanan (phonetic spelling of "bookanon")"
339. J.R.'s old n (arrow pointing to n with stem missing)
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340. My Super Hero needs the help of the girl with the wind
341. CATCH MY ATTENTION! I'm loosing it.
342. Penny on the truck, brings the train to a tragic, fiery death.
343. (JW) "Emily GRUNGE is joNs Best friend."
344. I just went to that body piercing place. (g) "did you have something pierced?" Yeah. (g) "Let's see." (picture of guy with a hole in his stomach)
345. John Status (Sadie Hawkins '93)
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three-hundred and forty-six. Grey Poupon in glove comp.
347. Cd player on wheel- the car cd player of the future! Hey Peter! Pause! *ScreECH*
348. Stuff of Sadie: 1. Guy wore his neat-o light up shoes 2. Melissa is just weeks out of her relationship and she is already getting married. 3. J.R. laughs at the indescribable which I'll probably forget. 4. Brittany's cold 5. Me & Jared couldn't play X-men
349. (M. West) "Jon How are you?" (Jon) "I'm alive"
350. John Feelstrainj (related to #324 & #345 & #348)
351. (guy at racetrack store) "Man that thing's hotter than a firecracker!" (say we start to laugh really hard.) (other guy) "Hey kids, It really is as hot as a firecracker!"
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352. (Mrs. Walter) "Life goes on." appearantly not.
353. (When we stopped at a Cedar City gas station a few hours after stopping at the one at Fillmore) HEY! This is the same gas station!
354. at same gas station, guy had a gun holster with pliars in 'em
355. (continuation of #102) Girl says "My hero" and goes into restaurant. "Nooooo!" the guy on the ground said. "He's a wimp! It goes against the male code! We don't kick each other there!"
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356. (From Las Vegas) The actual hebrew translation of the Tower of Babel was the Tower of Babes and it was a casino in Las Vegas. God destroyed it because it was so evil.
357. (JW) (at comdex) "Either you wear a really special business suit or nothing at all."
358. (JW) "even the litter is naked."
359. There was a middle-aged blind widow in a wheel chair playing the slots at Vegas
360. (After me, Jake and Ivie family finished going to the bathroom and were ready to go when Nazzar suddenly wakes up.) (Nazzar) "Oh, is there a bathroom here?"
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361. THEY can't track Jake. (he has no implants)
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362. Underworld- "Underneath the Radar"
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363. (I am talking to myself as I walk into the bathroom.) (guy in stall) "What the h___ are you doing?" I'm talking to myself is there anything wrong with that? "Yes there is as a matter of fact." Maybe for you. "And you're in the wrong bathroom anyway" What? "This is the girls' bathroom. When some girls walked in, I thought they were in the wrong bathroom at first, but then I looked under the stall and found that there were no urinals."
364. (Jake's fortune that he got twice in a row.) "You are the center of every groups attention."
three-hundred and sixty-five. my "Into the Woods" ticket." (half a ticket)
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366. (lined area that says: "ULTIMATE PERPENDICULAR UNIVERSE!"
367. forms of word OUTSTAND: 1. outstanding- "This game is outstanding!" 2. outstand- "This game will outstand!" 3. outstood- "The game outstood."
368. Quit being so happy! It's not as if it's the beginning of the world!
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369. Good Mourning
370. WORDS THAT SUDDENLY SEEM MISSPELLED 1. Guilty 2. really 3. view 4. odor 5. disastrous (the 1st time I put it in here, it really was misspelled with an extra e when I checked it on the spell checker)
371. There are more questions in here than answers
372. Am I correct? (g) "in what?" In general.
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373. List of daily life nouns- 1. Fire Truck Crossing 2. plaid (bikinis) 3. "bong!" of my fluorescent light. 4. firm
374. list of possible names for (dg)- 1. Chlorine 2. Silver (the Enchantress (This was one of my involvements a long time ago. I told Brandon that I would name my first daughter "Silver the Enchantress". I may have to make up a new answer for this alone.)) 3. Ria 4. Fahrenheit 5. Feather 6. fizz 7. Seven 8. frequent 9. fresca 10. Gesundheit 11. Rush 12. Sea 13. Shrill 14. Solstice 15. xero (smiley over o) 16. Xyla 17. yess 18. sprinkle 19. Sprite 20. Nixi 21. Graffita 22. Cirrus 23. Fig 24. Fallacy
375. (The Unvanquished pg. 274B) "Because they are wise, women are- a touch, lips or fingers, and the knowledge, even clairvoyance, goes straight to the heart without bothering the laggard brain at all." Well of course it doesn't go to the brain, it makes us sweat and makes us dumber also.
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376. (teacher) "Jon, are you paying attention?" About 75% of the time I'm probably thinking about something else. (teacher) "Oh really?" Yeah, but when I realize that I'm thinking of something else, I think of something else in a kind of virtual reality scenario. (teacher "What do you mean?" Well I am thinking of something else other than the other something that I was thinking a little while ago, so this conversation doesn't really exist and I'm not really talking to you.
377. Speed readers stare at the wall when they aren't reading
378. Pete that's good... for nuthin'! Ha! Ha! (JW) "Hey Peter, your pretty handy... HANDICAPPED!"
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{379}. (Deja vu) I think of Rich mocking girls the day after the play at lunch while I'm watching the play and then Sean and Old Man cross onstage.
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380. Free Music! What a concept! (gf moon) There will be parks with gigantic speakers where the masses will gather and listen to great music on the radio (see cover of "Music for the Masses")
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{three-hundred and eighty-one}. Me and Jake somehow meet up with a strange time-witch and she sends us to a weird-galaxy-universe place where we are completely in another time.
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382. answers somehow told by Martha in mid evil garb with a beard atop my mom's old balcony in Dover.
383. Oh Shalon, when're you going to come to Timpview?
[11-30]
384. I've developed an immunity to hunger.
three-hundred and eighty-five. tracks for Jonathan Madsen's tape of Regret- 1. Creep- Radiohead 2. Perfect Circle- R.E.M. 3. Apart- The Cure 4. Every Breath You Take- The Police 5. Please Please Please let me get what I want- the Smiths 6. The Things You Said or else Halo- Depeche Mode 7. Only You- Yaz 8. Regret- New Order 9. Why Should I cry for you? or Mad About You- Sting
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386. Look, I was admirable, I meant to do my homework. I was doing things. (world) "What things?" After school I went with J.R. to fill the car with oil. When I got home I had to leave for a service project with my ward. We fed the homeless. When I got home I watched "Micky's Christmas Carol". Didn't anyone else do that? (world) "You watch TV?"
387. Mt. Everest was so much bigger when we climbed it. (4th grade ski trip to Sundance at a snowbank)
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388. (13th ward singers) "Silent Night/ All is calm."
389. (JW) "Here's the story of Jim: Jim was fat. Everybody make fun of Jim. Jim got a liposuction. Now he weighs 20 pounds. Merry Christmas."
390. (b) "What do you want for Christmas?" I... I want my arm back.
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three-hundred and ninety-one. list of songs for JoNatHaN MadseN's guide to LunA- 1.Zooropa- U2 2. Man on the Moon- R.E.M. 3. But Not Tonight- D.M. 4. Blue Sky Mine- Midnight Oil 5. high- the Cure 6. Pure- Lightning Seeds
392. List of Alter Egos that I am not- 1. Pervious-Man 2. Tylenol Man
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393. No, don't just shake my hand, wring my arm.
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{three-hundred and ninety-four}. I had to do something for Timpviews "let your hair down" day. My hair would not stay down, so I braided it. It stayed down and stayed long. It actually grew a little.
395. It's all politics
396. list of words that would be good on a one-word T-shirt: 1. significant
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397. one of these days I'm going to call extention 101 just to see who's on the other line.
398. discernment
399. Timpview is run by a(n) idiocracy
400. Well, here it is. 400 entire answers. Instead of answering, let's ponder for a moment. Was it worth it? Has mankind excelled more in the past 5 months? Has womankind? It is doubtful. If nothing else we are worse off than before simply because of the passing of time. Is Brent still mad at me for ripping him off?
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401. Jon Vanquished (just before huge Unvanquished test.)
402. I hear the TI-91... you just plug it into your head and let it do ALL the work.
403. A new fear of mine is waking up and seeing a long grey hair on the pillow next to me.
404. GiVe me tHE ROundneSs
405. 405 = large mistake
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406. English tests pure and simple all the time. (thanxks LS)
407. He left them about a month ago and it left them in social chaos. They didn't know who to like and who to dislike. Many starved
four-hundred and eight. look up cochise
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409. (JW) "you wait here in the 'R' room.
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410. (Bailey text pg. 550) "...women were made for loving not for voting."
411. The Indespensible Collection- (See #244) 49M, 53M, 53B, 55, 59B, 63T, 64, 73B, 78M, 81B, 87B, 95T, 99T, 106, 108T, 109T, 118, 121T, 124 (5th panel), 125B, 130, 134T, 136T (What Moe says), 136M, 136B (Good Hobbes Quote), 144, 148T, 148B, 155, 159, 167T, 170, 176, 178T, 178B (good Hobbes quote), 80T, 187T, 197B, 207M, 216B, 229T, 247M, 248B (good concept)
412. The Essential Collection- 23M, 29T, 31M, 43T, 54 (Why does Hobbes need a hat & tie?), 56B, 77B, 79M, (88B), 110B, 113M, 115B, 118, 119B, 127T, 137T, 139M, 140M, 144 (Second panel), 177T, 175TMB, 176 (second panel), 177M, 187T, 191M, 193B, 197B, 245B, 248M (3rd panel), 253M
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413. Peter picks the Ogden after joking about the Madsen reminiscent of Josh Ogden
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414. I love parenthesis, in emergencies it might be necessary to escape into another plane.
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four-hundred and fifteen. EMErGeNCY TROpICANA TWISTEr COuPONS
416. (JW) "Ignorance is bliss" (see #304)
417. Saturday, the 17th of December 1993, Jake and Jon successfully scale Mount Food 4 Less.
418. (gf movie) Guy talks to his friends about how he's gonna go to Tony Roma's with the girl and when he gets there, he's gonna open up the menu and then immediatly close it in shock and go, "I'll just have water please!" His friends then stick a note on his forehead that says "I'll just have water please!". The guy never catches on and the girl is just confused about the note until he says the joke.
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420. My world is a strange one. It consists of a bizarre numeral system that seemingly repeats 261 and has no such # as 419 at all.
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421. (g) "contain yourself" (JW) "contain yourself, tighten that belt"
422. There are contractors and then there are protractors
422b. My world is still a strange one. There is still 2 261s and there is no 419, but there is also no 301 but there are 2 422s
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423. (fortune) "YOU WILL INHERIT MONEY AND JEWELRY."
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424. Dandruff kept me from going MoD
425. (JW) "I can make a game called 'Little Johnny Go Away'" *PAUSE* (Johnny) "Well make it" (JW) "What?" (Johnny) "Make 'Little Johnny Go Away'!"
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426. At least MODs might be the only girls who don't country line dance.
[1-6-94]
427. (A theory that Data mentioned, some quantum dimension science thing.) "If anything can happen, it will"
[1-8]
428. No, every kind of music is my favorite kind of music. You're gonna have to have a different favorite kind of music.
429. Without my far side calender, I don't know what day it is anymore. In fact my whole schedule is screwed up. Come to think of it, I don't know the year or where I am and I completely lost my sense of identity.
[1-11]
430. Let me try that! *WHACK!* *WHACK*
[Between 1-12 and 1-14]
431. (fortune) "A THRILLING TIME IS IN YOUR IMMEDIATE FUTURE... PEKING NOODLE CO."
432. (fortune) "FOLLOW YOUR BELIEFS...PEKING NOODLE CO."
[1-17]
433. (JW) "Nngnnh, yeah, the paintings were stolen."
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434. PROM magazine
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435. 8589 words as of now.